Me (what the text was supposed to say): Sorry for being a crab yesterday.
Me (what the text actually said): Sorry for being a Arab yesterday
Fail...
(This will result in you receiving a Qur'an for your birthday. Just so we're clear! haha.
Dispatch: Alright, I have you as (snicker, snicker) Big Daddy [awkward pause] command.
Lance and Dibe: /bust a gut laughing
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How can you not love stickers on produce that encourage shenanigans and fun?! I dig that, even if I don't like to eat bananas
Clearly, we can't be trusted.
Go listen to the song, Watch the Lamb!
(This will result in you receiving a Qur'an for your birthday. Just so we're clear! haha.
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Local FD: We're onscene, and we'll take Big Daddy Command.Dispatch: Alright, I have you as (snicker, snicker) Big Daddy [awkward pause] command.
Lance and Dibe: /bust a gut laughing
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Tess and I, in November, went to a Murder Mystery dinner - We convinced our table that we were Taxidermists. Well, they couldn't tell which was true, EMTs (too glamorous) or taxidermists (too weird)Clearly, we can't be trusted.
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Birthday present to me, a creepy hand print in my picture!!! Thanks sister!
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I almost had to ride my bike to work in this. I am a lucky lady - my partner came to the rescue! Thanks Lance!
bahahaha! I love this post more than candy.
ReplyDeleteLife is all about the random little things that make you smile!
And Dibe, stop being such a Arab. ;)