16 November 2011

Cannery assignment

Today I went to fulfill a cannery assignment from my ward, and had a pretty good time! We canned jams (Holy messy, batman!!!) Some highlights:

"We have a problem" Says the boss man, staring at me. 
"I didn't do it!" I raise my hands int he air like he's going to taze me. 
He looks over at boss lady "We need someone of average height here.... She's too short." 

ouch...

"So... How do you feel about eternal marraige?"
"Yeah... uh.. Elder Anderson is it? Hi! My name is Dibe, nice to meet you..." 

"Elder Anderson, you need to get to work... Leave the poor girl alone."


"I'm sorry girl, you can't work here either. You'll get sucked into the machine. And we have no oompa loompas to rescue you."


bahahaha

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